Scene from a marriage (Covid Edition):
Him: You’ve gone to bed and gotten back up three times in thirty minutes. What gives?
Her: First I remembered it was trash night, and the bin had to get to the curb. Then I remembered I needed to give the cats fresh water, or they’d be irritating. The third time I got up because after four days of being in bed mostly sleeping, I find myself more thirsty than sleepy.
Him: Sounds like you’re feeling better?
Her: Not really. I’m just so tired of being in bed feeling like crap. Thought I’d try feeling like crap in the living room tonight. Variety is the spice of life.