Was just reminded I have that rich fucker event to go to on Friday evening. I am still not wanting to go. I still should probably go. I’ll just tell all the peeps there I’m a performance artist, and then I’ll have a complete nervous breakdown in the middle of the room. It’ll be great!
For the record, I am not a rich fucker. I do occasionally have to associate with rich fuckers, and also, parting them from their money is sometimes quite nice for my bank account.