Human Goo

I slept for nine full hours, which was a blessing. Then I rolled out of bed and tended to the needs of the overly noisy indoor cats before my eyes had even fully opened. While doing that I noticed one of the colony cats peering into the kitchen window, so I shambled outside to tend to their needs. At this point, I promptly melted into a puddle of human goo. Somehow, I managed to ooze back into the house and get myself a large glass of ice water to drink while standing directly under an air conditioning vent and have now mostly recovered from having been out in the hellish environment we now live in.

It is freaking miserable outside. I shall endeavor to avoid having to go outside during daylight hours until further notice.