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  • RT @cvsherman: Austin Skyline. Facing East. In Black and White. Looks like I'll be back in town later this month.
    #AustinTX #ATX #Texas htt… 00:36:42
  • Husband called to wake me up, as he oh so irritatingly does every damn day, but HA HA HA … I was already up and busy. Take that, butthead! 09:43:57
  • Having completed all of today's planned tasks, I will now sink into my recliner, read a book, and selfishly eat the last of the grapes. 13:48:17
  • Ok, haven’t gotten to reading my book yet, because apparently some interesting things have been happening in the ne… https://t.co/xoiFm4j2eI 13:56:50
  • RT @traecrowder: Liberal Redneck – Yellin' Bout Ellen

    This un here gone piss some people off.
    What do y'all think?
    @TheEllenShow

    https:… 15:12:01

  • Lindsey Graham, master of being a two-faced snake. I’m surprised he’d say one thing to one person and the opposite… https://t.co/SSm08cWFiP 18:16:01
  • Yeah, we'll be pretending we have a functioning furnace, because well … we don’t actually have a functioning furn… https://t.co/sFytHaGwIz 18:19:06
  • RT @MerriamWebster: 'Corruptionist': one who practices or defends corruption especially in politics https://t.co/VOWleZj57v 18:19:30
  • I guess if I’m making lasagna for dinner, I should probably get started on that pretty soon. Kinda wishing I hadn’t… https://t.co/CLQFod45jd 18:22:04
  • I just dropped my Revere Ware skillet, and it’s now bent. I don’t think they make them anymore, and WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW!!‽ 18:46:17
  • Managed to get much of the bent side pushed back out, and now I’m just going to keep using my favorite skillet ever … dent and all. 😭 in reply to JustOrb 18:58:23
  • Though, with that said … who makes a good, nonstick skillet, 12” or so, with a lid, that’s got some weight to it?… https://t.co/OjAVyKAaNE in reply to JustOrb 19:00:28
  • Never any inbetween. I just want some normal fall weather! Please?! https://t.co/5NHh9HOe9L 20:38:44
  • Husbands, take note … this was the best answer ever. https://t.co/J8dD1AcPty 23:06:07

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  • While I appreciate that my neck and back don’t ever seem to pain me at the same time, it’d be really awesome if eve… https://t.co/DKqAnmlRM0 00:08:19
  • I just had to get up out of my chair, shuffle slowly into the other room, and show the husband exactly on the map,… https://t.co/c3MtVyDIif 00:34:49
  • RT @Slasher: just as the NBA's original Chinese Weibo statement was pretty harsh on Daryl Morey compared to the English statement, Blizzard… 09:53:35
  • Cat: [ drinks from cat designated water bucket on floor]

    Same Cat (5 secs later): [ drinks from cat designated gia… https://t.co/0Tt8ayShaB 11:33:40

  • Hilarious write-up about the advent of cricket season in central Texas. 🤣 https://t.co/QKBSzVWmKe 11:41:07
  • Was as productive as possible this morning. Have eaten lunch. Will now prop myself in a comfy position on the bed a… https://t.co/CPXsjVyqiY 13:00:16
  • Lindsey Graham has reached a agreement to close the barn door after some idiot opened it. How about he come to an a… https://t.co/QvHVY5cDAM 17:31:49
  • RT @MikeDrucker: Blizzard 2018: We are releasing a fun mobile game to break into the Chinese market

    Blizzard 2019: We are crushing dissent… 17:53:17

  • "Last month [Facebook] announced that politicians and their campaigns had nearly free rein over content they post t… https://t.co/Ae1hUVlMBf 23:08:00

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