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Posted on December 10, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Bill Clinton almost lost his job as POTUS for lying about an affair.

  Trump has lied about several affairs and jeopardi… 12:28:47

• RT @KUT: ACC Round Rock's campus is under a shelter-in-place order. More info: https://t.co/MeJpNiO1RC 13:00:40
• RT @JYSexton: People shouldn’t need reminded of this but the Attorney General of the United States of America shouldn’t serve as the person… 13:06:39
• If I had the spare cash, I would totally buy this. If you have the spare cash, you should! It’s sooooo cute. ❤️ https://t.co/y93ltp7ZIP 13:10:02
• Aside from the pylon hitting, what I see is someone pulling out of a parking lot and turning left in front of traff… https://t.co/hbICC9xl4P 17:31:51
• Also, the pylon he plowed over at the entrance to Nobu's parking lot. It says right turn only. Did he turn right? N… https://t.co/MJWeWXBqG1 in reply to JustOrb 17:36:21
• I shall now proceed to the kitchen and make my first ever attempt at making eggnog. 😬 17:44:01
• Hey guys! Guys!!! I have successfully made eggnog! Actual eggnog! I can have eggnog whenever the hell I want eggnog… https://t.co/vtzawqKKll 18:22:23
• I suppose I should clean up the mess I made in the kitchen and consider what to make for dinner. You know, other th… https://t.co/CnendsXZhJ 18:27:58
• One of my measuring spoons has had an unfortunate encounter with the garbage disposal. I finally have an excuse to… https://t.co/TmC7MyUwWZ 18:47:17
• The kitchen has been restored to a clean state. Tonight, we shall be having salmon patties, steamed broccoli, and a… https://t.co/MuMXCCp3q1 18:53:09
• Was feeling a bit peckish, therefore, I am having a small glass of eggnog. I am soooooo surprised my first attempt… https://t.co/V1izGUvRyE 19:38:50
• We're in a bit of a show hole for a few days, and I’m finding it hard to find something to watch while we eat dinne… https://t.co/2RQ2JHIOGP 19:59:09

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Posted on December 9, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• Bravo! Someone give this guy $120,000. 👍🏻 https://t.co/AnPOsXLEVF 01:05:06
• While exploring dash mounts for cellphones, have discovered they now make them to fit into the cd slot of the stere… https://t.co/5lAlp5mTPD 11:40:57
• Tomorrow’s main activity will be cleansing the fridge and freezer of science experiments and wiping the whole thing… https://t.co/JjCpumbXlS 12:37:31
• Have checked in on how things are going in my country. The downfall of the United States continues unabated. Will n… https://t.co/LhIlFam7Y9 13:11:45
• The shopping list has been made. Yes, we are finally going grocery shopping! But first, we'll be having a late lunc… https://t.co/iX6UXWc984 13:32:20
• We have returned home with copious quantities of foodstuffs. It was hell at the store. Luckily, Lin and I are a bat… https://t.co/sJdqqV2Cs3 16:18:28
• Lin opened the Box Room to check if we needed HVAC filters, and he failed to slam the door to assure it stayed shut… https://t.co/1QwyuNKd67 16:23:37
• Not just the Xmas sweaters. It’s all the acrylic, polyester, synthetic fabric in almost all clothing. The plastic l… https://t.co/nHocuqysCN 17:23:26
• Also … ugly Xmas sweaters used to be sweaters that just happened to be ugly. They weren’t intended to be ugly, we… https://t.co/GA4LO6zCus in reply to JustOrb 17:23:26
• Have completed today’s to-do list and part of tomorrow’s. If you need me, I’ll be slumped in my recliner nursing a… https://t.co/P0pUGTqLjl 17:48:40
• Oh man … now I’m sad. I loved him so much in everything he did. 😢 https://t.co/vef9YQVDmk 17:51:56

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Posted on December 8, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• Last night's pizza was topped with pepperoni, black olives, onion, a handful of cherry tomatoes, plenty of Asiago,… https://t.co/EvVNhC4EyL 09:51:24
• RT @KUT: The home of Richard Overton, who was believed to be America's oldest World War II veteran before he died last year, will now be ha… 16:01:08
• We’ve arrived at the land of plenty! https://t.co/BOPOwU3Sr6 17:38:37
• The contents of the bar section of the kitchen have outgrown their allotted space. This is a problem I’m going to h… https://t.co/239lPm7Ytg 17:53:56
• RT @averytomascowx: Monday in Austin: ☀️🏝️👓

  Tuesday in Austin: 🥶🧣☔️
  #atxwx #txwx https://t.co/SUvVInqWkL 18:21:54

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Posted on December 7, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• My mother has called 11 times since 4 pm. For no reason, except to complain that I’m not there to take her to the X… https://t.co/PFEgCvWMBE 18:35:14
• The calls started before I’d even gotten home from her house. Right when I was navigating the bit of Friday afterno… https://t.co/yw7EVrFLxW in reply to JustOrb 18:35:15
• Don’t know what we're having for dinner, because no shopping got done this week, and there is just about no food. T… https://t.co/aTEJTJRbx5 18:43:27
• What the actual fuck is this moron on about? I’ve listened to it twice, and it seems like he’s upset about water sa… https://t.co/wRnYa3dIk2 18:51:33
• I’d like to point out, he also talked a lot of smack and called the man a "child rapist" in an email to a buzzfeed… https://t.co/LEj3JVjkum 19:23:59
• I believe it is time for adult beverages. Bring on the vodka! 🤪 19:50:30
• While I was away from the internet, apparently sunning your butthole became a thing. What will they think of next? 20:22:57

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Posted on December 6, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• There was no Ukrainian interference in the 2016 presidential election in the United States of America. If you hear… https://t.co/20gojzp433 07:45:34
• Traffic seems to be in a more normal range of awful this morning. Hope that holds true later when I’m ready to leav… https://t.co/jN4GfPvi8o 08:10:56
• Mom and I are on a Xmas light viewing road trip tonight. It’s been fun so far! https://t.co/yhWnKfOmYh 20:50:16

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Posted on December 5, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• I do not want to go to mom's today. Have to, so I will, but ugh, I don’t know how I’m going to get through today an… https://t.co/Q5QKGv76Sg 08:53:32
• Rush hour had cleared enough for me to head out, so I carry my crap to the car. Get back into the house two minutes… https://t.co/yjE9AhOPDR 09:00:28
• The wreck is finally off the road. Now to give it a little time for traffic to normalize. Certainly getting a late start today. 09:24:42
• Have made an executive decision. Waiting to go to mom's tomorrow. While talking with mom to tell her I would be run… https://t.co/STIBKyDloU 09:40:23
• Have continued to monitor the traffic situation for my own amusement. Traffic here generally sucks, but today it's… https://t.co/O7spFKjuiQ 10:11:43

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Posted on December 4, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• I love it when people I might like to block on Twitter all post the same hash tag at the same time. Makes blocking them so easy. 00:35:19
• I also love it when a contentious thing gets posted on Twitter and all the sexist pigs I might like to block feel c… https://t.co/xMSstL7d4F in reply to JustOrb 07:54:37
• Going to mom's tomorrow, so I am taking the entire day off today. Naturally, I fire up ESO for some fun with my mor… https://t.co/TP9A0lHyqb 08:09:58
• When you have jurisdictions deciding they will not enforce laws created by their state and/or federal government, y… https://t.co/iWTnnuNwGN 08:17:35
• The update download went fast, but the copying/installing is taking forever. I’m almost done with my coffee, am get… https://t.co/czfCOLTFAd in reply to JustOrb 08:35:38