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  • RT @choo_ek: The CDC's Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report is bread and butter for healthcare folks – a dependable scientific staple to k… 13:14:20
  • The avocados I bought nearly two weeks ago are still hard enough to use as effective projectile weapons. I cannot e… https://t.co/kZDE12FqvX 15:12:16
  • Vacuumed the recliners and washed the living room blankets, because today I discovered there’s a level of cat hair… https://t.co/QohlFD00Bm 15:22:00
  • Living room clean, dishes done, tamales thawed, a kitty litter crisis hopefully averted. My work here is done. It’s nap time! 15:46:11
  • Apparently not tired enough to nap. Therefore, I ranted to the husband about the state of our avocados, then wander… https://t.co/PFOIq36Pl9 16:18:11
  • In the process of cleansing my iPhone in preparation for updating. It’s a long, slow, tedious process. Must be done… https://t.co/7zOp8sUCMs 17:44:41
  • We have kitty litter! Not our preferred brand, but when you have no kitty litter and four cats, any kitty litter will do. 🤣 18:18:46
  • Will my phone please finish updating, so I can stop having a panic attack about it? Ugh. It always takes sooooo long. 18:33:43
  • Phone appears to be fully functional post update. Suppose I should go make that chunky guacamole now, so we can eat… https://t.co/ypqrO41LH7 18:44:23
  • 9:45 pm feels entirely too early to go to bed on a Saturday night, but I must admit, I’m considering it. 21:42:24

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  • Every time I think "That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard" something comes along about an hour later that’s even… https://t.co/n6SEvPKgbZ 00:38:57
  • I just squeeeeeed so loudly I woke up all the living creatures in my house and probably a few outside! https://t.co/lReVIbjVDd 00:48:09
  • Family Zoom chain of events:

    Boomer cousin lost his temper and cursed.
    His wife noped right out.
    Silent Generation… https://t.co/vrqeWBwCmG 13:34:48

  • Well now I have more questions. So only 3000 student tickets for the game? Yet they are planning on having 25% stad… https://t.co/cASvsswSRg 14:07:20
  • I now declare it the weekend! I shall begin enjoying it by having a nice nap. 😴 14:19:39
  • RT @joshmillard: Robert and Karen cordially invite you to attend their unborn baby genitals unboxing video 18:38:32
  • I suppose I should proceed to the kitchen and prepare an evening meal. Blech. 19:35:06
  • Took me 45 minutes to proceed to the kitchen to prepare an evening meal. Have informed all relevant parties dinner… https://t.co/0ExvXrXgvr in reply to JustOrb 20:33:10
  • I’ve talked myself into buying Strangerville. There’s build/CAS stuff I like, and I love the little town. I’ll prob… https://t.co/MynpL9hhuj 20:46:58

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  • RT @Foone: hey you, you're finally awake.
    You were trying to get pregnant, right? https://t.co/uCgmymvahS 01:05:15
  • Watch your wake. Share the lake. Don’t sink other people’s boats. https://t.co/it4PzTf7BS 01:06:21
  • The husband and I have achieved detente. Late night cinnamon roll baking may have been involved. 01:36:50
  • Sim toddler has aged up to child and … completed her first day's homework. So, it looks like I don’t have that bu… https://t.co/Vz8P1VQctm 01:58:32
  • RT @mohawkaustin: Usually, we like to keep our feed lighthearted. Unfortunately these are not normal times. Our city is losing its magic da… 12:30:08
  • I have awakened to find the weekend's new computer mouse woes are at an end. It was a driver related user error. Th… https://t.co/H6YaKairbp 12:58:13
  • It’s a soap opera in space. We've been a bit disappointed with it, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it through… https://t.co/khQ1JSxuvD 13:58:39
  • Welp, been awake about three hours. Must be time for a nap. 🤣 15:20:37
  • RT @joshmillard: gonna throw a gender conceal party where I don’t tell you shit and we put out a couple house fires 21:05:30

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