OMG! Fries Banned?!?!

One of my relatives (as well as Glenn Beck and every right-winger in America, apparently) hears this:

“That’s why I want to challenge every restaurant to offer healthy menu options and then provide them up front so that parents don’t have to hunt around and read the small print to find an appropriately sized portion that doesn’t contain levels – high levels of fat, salt and sugar.”

“It could mean serving 1 percent or skim milk. Or you could make healthy sides like apple slices or carrots the default choice in a menu and make fries something customers have to request – which would hurt me deeply – I’m a fry lover.”
–Michelle Obama

And they interpret it as this:

“The government wants to ban selling fries with hamburgers?!?!?!”
–name redacted to protect the ignorant

Seriously, they do not live in reality or comprehend English, do they?

Blue Lapis Light

Blue Lapis Light is an aerial site-specific dance company. Using aerial techniques along with classical, interpretive and modern dance, we strive to transcend athleticism, capturing poetry in movements and a dream of the infinite.

In short, they select a location … generally a building … and they dance with it. That’s really the only way it can be described. It’s truly an amazing thing. Here’s a taste:

You can see videos of other performances at their web site. I suggest you look at a few more, because no performance is what I would call a typical representation. Each site is different, and then, so is the dance. I’m just blown away by them. I get all gushy about dance anyway, but this stuff really makes me gushy.

Anyway, they have a new piece choreographed for the Long Center. You know, my favorite building in Austin? Yeah, that one. They will be performing on the huge structural ring around the outdoor courtyard area. Every time I’ve been to the Long Center, I’ve snapped photos, so let me just show you…

I can’t imagine this performance is going to be anything short of absolutely incredible! I seriously want to go. Of course, it’s entirely possible I will have to imagine myself not going, seeing as the tickets cost $22-$52. We’ll have to see if this can be squeezed in somehow, because really –I mean really– I have to see this!

I’d even be willing to sell one or two of the cats into slavery for tickets!

I Renounce Thee!

“I’d like to hear Barack Obama come out and renounce Lucifer. I don’t recall hearing him do it.”
Jerome Corsi

I’d prefer he renounce Cthulhu. Compared to Cthulhu, Lucifer is a wimp.

Also, seeing as I don’t recall ever hearing Jerome Corsi renounce Lucifer (or Cthulhu), I have to assume he is in league with the devil himself.

The level of stupidity in this country continues to escalate to all new heights. Alas, it appears the stupidity is becoming a worldwide problem, so there’s no use moving to some other country. Seeing as we don’t have a space program designed to get me off this rock, I guess all I can do is hope the coming New Dark Age (of Utter Stupidity) holds off until I am dead. Because I am in a pessimistic mood this morning, I’m just going to guess it won’t, and I’ll have the “pleasure” of living my golden years in an intellectual wasteland that was once a thriving human society. Woe is me.

Careful With The Threats

This morning’s major outrage among my circle of internet associates seems to be a young British kid who sent a nasty-gram to the White House and has been informed he won’t be allowed to grace our American shores. The outrage comes from too many people believing the The Sun or The Daily Mail are actual news sources, and that the kid was in trouble for merely calling the President of the United States a prick. Of course, if one bothers to go to the original local news source, the story is a little more informative.

On Friday, Luke Angel, 17, from Silsoe told Bedfordshire on Sunday that he had sent one email about a month ago. He said he couldn’t remember exactly what he had written as he did it when he was ‘drunk and high’ but said he had expressed dislike for President Barack Obama and the US Government.

He said that he had called President Obama a ‘p***k’ but when asked if the action taken to ban him from going to America ‘forever’ was extreme, Mr Angel said he had been more abusive than that.

The teenager added that he had been watching some conspiracy theory programmes such as the ones about 9/11 and had been researching the Illuminati – a lot of which he believed in.

I personally have no problem with idiotic teenagers who believe in 9/11 conspiracy theories being told not to bother coming to America, especially if they are the sort to get drunk and high and write abusive and threatening emails to world leaders. We have enough of that kind of crazy already living within our borders. It’s actually against the law here in the USA to threaten the President, and oddly, the very same people shrieking to high heaven this morning about the outrage of a kid getting in trouble for “criticizing” the President are some of the very same people who have shrieked loudly in the past when some “redneck” American has done the same … insisting such a person should be watched closely as a person who may be crazy and dangerous.

And for all that is good and holy, please stop paying any attention at all to the British (or American) tabloids. Their sole mission in life is to create outrage to gain for eyeballs in order to line their coffers with gold. Serving up entirely factual news is not generally on their agenda. If you hate Fox News and don’t believe anything they report, why the hell would you believe The Sun or The Daily Mail are any better?

In the News

Just some links I have open to post that I don’t feel like babbling about. Rather spend more time going through my vacation photos!

“The seat … is like a saddle. Cowboys ride eight hours on their horses during the day and still feel comfortable in the saddle.”

Yes,, cowboys do get comfy in the saddle, after years of spending 8 hour (or more) days in one, but your average airline flyer? Not so much. These new saddle seats don’t look so comfy to me.

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Since President Obama’s election, Fox personalities have expressed opposition to or called for the repeal of virtually every progressive achievement of the 20th century, including Social Security, Medicare, the Americans with Disabilities Act, portions of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, and the 16th and 17th Amendments to the Constitution.

I’m quite fond of Victorian architecture, fashion, and literature myself, but I wouldn’t have wanted to be alive during that time period. Apparently, Fox News talking heads think is was the Good Old Days.

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Sarah Palin: The Sound and the Fury is a long but very interesting article in Vanity Fair about Sarah Palin. Worth a read.

American-Style Terrorism

The Murfreesboro, Tennessee mosque is in the news again:

Federal officials are investigating a fire that started overnight at the site of a new Islamic center in a Nashville suburb.

Ben Goodwin of the Rutherford County Sheriff’s Department confirmed to CBS Affiliate WTVF that the fire, which burned construction equipment at the future site of the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro, is being ruled as arson.

Special Agent Andy Anderson of the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives told CBS News that the fire destroyed one piece of construction equipment and damaged three others. Gas was poured over the equipment to start the fire, Anderson said.

American-style terrorism, plain and simple. Thankfully, no one was injured, except for the construction business that has to buy new equipment (and which was statistically likely to be owned by a white, male, Christian). Mark my words, this crap won’t be stopping soon. It’ll just keep happening and escalating, because approximately 20% of Americans are stupid, hateful bigots.

I think Rev. Richardson, pastor of Grace Baptist Church in Murfreesboro (the church next door to the new mosque location) said it best:

If we infringe their freedom, we infringe our freedom.

Restoring Honor?

Last night, The Daily Show covered Glenn Beck’s upcoming rally on Martin Luther King Day by showing clips of Beck at his finest contradicting himself and being an egotistical ass. Definitely must-see TV.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
I Have a Scheme
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

And tomorrow should be an interesting day in Washington, D.C. don’t you think? I can’t wait to see what happens at Beck’s rally.

Lies and More Lies

The Daily Show has saved me from having to write a thousand word post griping about the idiocy surrounding the building of a mosque. No, not THAT one –the non-mosque mosque in NYC– but one in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Tennessee No Evil
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

The anti-Islam woman interviewed in the clip –Laurie Cardoza-Moore– is for real, by the way. She’s not an actress or comedian putting on an skit or reading a script. She actually believes the ridiculous things coming out of her mouth. For that alone, it’s worth watching. It’s important to see hatred and stupidity on display … and to point and laugh at it.

A prime example:

Cardoza-Moore: “You believe that the Jews and Christians are the infidels and they are, according to the Koranic teachings, supposed to be killed.”

This is, in fact, one of the HUGE lies being told by Anti-Islam morons. Unlike in Christianity, where anyone who is not an actual Christian is an infidel, Islam recognizes both Christians and Jews as Brothers of the Book … since they do, in fact, all worship the same god (the god of Abraham). Infidel in Islam means someone who doesn’t believe in god (i.e. agnostics and atheists). So, no plans to kill all the Christians and Jews. The argument that is usually shot back after I make a statement like that is that radical Islamist terrorists think anyone who isn’t Muslim is an infidel, but I’d counter that just like many crazy fundamental Christians, these radical followers of Islam are not following the tenets of their religion.

If there was just one thing I could pound into the heads of the anti-Islam Christians, it’s that Islam isn’t out to kill you. You aren’t an infidel. You are all brothers (and sisters). But alas, too many Christians just want to hate someone … like anyone who isn’t Christian (or even anyone who isn’t their particular flavor of Christian).

Another laugh riot from the mouth of Laurie:

Cardoza-Moore: “Pork is not served on any entree.”

This would make them evil why exactly? She does know Jews don’t eat pork either, right?

Anyway, the clip must be watched for her interview, because it’s not even just what she was saying, it was how she was saying it. Such haughty smugness … while sitting there talking to Aasif Mandvi who is an actual Muslim. I mean, I’d be embarrassed to say the things she was saying directly to someone of that faith, but not her! She’s got the righteousness of Jesus behind her! Facts be damned!

What a disgusting, small-minded, and ignorant human being.

Total Bullsh*t

This just deserves a post of its own…

Government agents can sneak onto your property in the middle of the night, put a GPS device on the bottom of your car and keep track of everywhere you go. This doesn’t violate your Fourth Amendment rights, because you do not have any reasonable expectation of privacy in your own driveway — and no reasonable expectation that the government isn’t tracking your movements.

Wow. Just … wow. Un-freaking-believable. I can’t even rant about it, and I shouldn’t have to. Any adult human with minimal reasoning capabilities should be able to see that this is a very, very bad idea and total ridiculous. I can’t even fathom how it can be considered OK for any governmental body from any level of government, including police, to track someone’s every movement without having to show some reasonable suspicion in order to get a warrant. What’s next? Being able to listen to all our phone calls whenever they like? Oh, wait … they can already do that.

I hadn’t really wanted a fence around the front yard, but seeing as what differentiates between my driveway, on my property, being considered a place I can expect some measure of freedom and privacy or not is the existence of a fence, well … guess I want a fence now. Though I’ll tell you that anyone caught fussing around my truck under cover of night on my property is liable to get injured. Perhaps I need to staple a Trespassers Will Be Shot sign to the pecan tree by the street.

See, nothing’s really changed in the USA. We’re still jumping off the cliff into becoming a police state as quickly as we can.

In the News

Full-Body Scan Technology Deployed In Street-Roving Vans

“It’s no surprise that governments and vendors are very enthusiastic about [the vans],” says Marc Rotenberg, executive director of EPIC [Electronic Privacy Information Center]. “But from a privacy perspective, it’s one of the most intrusive technologies conceivable.”

“From a privacy standpoint, I’m hard-pressed to see what the concern or objection could be,” he [AS&E’s Joe Reiss] says.

Well, I can think of a few objections, most of them having to do with my right not to have my home, car, or person searched without a warrant or at least reasonable suspicion. In short, I do NOT approve of roving xray vans. Nope, not at all.

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Software Predicts Criminal Behavior

Developed by Richard Berk, a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, the software is already used in Baltimore and Philadelphia to predict which individuals on probation or parole are most likely to murder and to be murdered.

In his latest version, the one being implemented in D.C., Berk goes even further, identifying the individuals most likely to commit crimes other than murder.

If the software proves successful, it could influence sentencing recommendations and bail amounts.

Emphasis above is mine. Didn’t really approve of the idea of this kind of software in the first place, because I don’t trust any software THAT much. Having it influencing sentencing and bail amounts? Definitely don’t approve. Feels a bit too much like punishing someone for a crime they have not yet committed.

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Egg Kingpin Linked to Salmonella Scare Has History of Violations

The egg mogul linked to the widespread salmonella outbreak is considered by government officials a repeat offender, and the allegations and violations at his farms go far beyond sanitation to illegal immigration, unsafe workplace conditions and sexual abuse of female employees.

The whole story needs to be read. I can’t possibly quote all the sickening things in it without just copying the whole story. Then everyone needs to sit down and think about where their food comes from … and why people like this are still in business. Well, I can answer that last question: fines for infractions are too low. If a fine isn’t prohibitive –if it doesn’t hurt at all to pay it– and there are no other repercussions but the fine, fat cats will pay the fine and press on with business as usual. For example, if the fine for illegal parking was on $5 or so, I would be far more likely to park illegally when I can’t find a parking space, pay the fine, and press on with life. Three million dollars is a drop in the bucket to this guy. He won’t really even feel it’s loss, just like I wouldn’t really feel the loss of $5 if I got to park right in front of the door I wanted to enter.

And really … wow … this guy runs a disgusting business, for both people and chickens.

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Gene Weingarten column mentions Lady Gaga.

My biggest beef with the New Newsroom, though, is what has happened to headlines. In old newsrooms, headline writing was considered an art. This might seem like a stretch to you, but not to copy editors, who graduated from college with a degree in English literature, did their master’s thesis on intimations of mortality in the early works of Molière, and then spent the next 20 years making sure to change commas to semicolons in the absence of a conjunction.

Funny story about the change in newspaper life with the onset of the internet. Well worth a read, and he’s right … as a former copy editor, I too bemoan the lost art of headline writing.

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Police: NY cabbie is asked if he’s Muslim, stabbed

A drunken passenger riding in a New York City taxi cab attacked the driver after asking him if he was Muslim, police said Wednesday. The driver told police that when he answered yes, Michael Enright pulled out a folding hand tool, reached into the front seat and slashed him.

This is what I was talking about yesterday, and this isn’t going to get any better until Americans start acting less like bigots and more like the Americans we are expected to be. I’d like to go on more about this story, but don’t have the time right now. Find and read some other stories on it, or you can wait until I write my rant in the morning. There is a LOT more to this story. It hasn’t completely unfolded yet.

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And I just want to point out this editorial cartoon as being the most disgusting piece of cartoon art I’ve seen in a long time. Truly appalling. I’d love to rant about it, but there really isn’t much else to say than … shut the f*ck up, Mr. Farrington.