How about a little political craziness to get your election day off to a great start and put you in the correct state of mind?
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Right-wing blogger watches video of the Halloween celebration at the White House and goes off on a maniacal giggling fit about one child being dressed as The “Obama” Joker. Except … the kid isn’t dressed as The Joker at all. He’s a skeleton (or at least some sort of undead human), and the President didn’t actually push him out of the way angrily. Always amazing to see people living in such a delusional world they can’t even see reality right in front of them. For added entertainment … read some of the comments.
(Hat tip to WWJD? and LGF)
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Sharon Angle receives a cease and desist letter from Hasbro for using their Monopoly game for political purposes (and without asking first). Thus far, she’s ignoring it. Yet more proof Republicans (and Tea Party members) believe in property rights … as in their right to use whatever property they like, whether they own it or not.
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Governor Perry (of Texas) has a book coming out after the election. Some of it accidentally made it to the public eye before they’d planned to release any excerpts, and I can see why he would want to wait until after he wins his fourth term (hope he doesn’t, but he probably will) for rational folks to get a gander at it.
“Prohibition on school prayer, the redefinition of marriage, the nationalization of health care, the proliferation of federal criminal laws, interference with local education, the increased regulation of food — even telling us what kind of lightbulbs we can use — there is seemingly no end to the reach of Washington.”
“That the Court makes policy can hardly be debated – and that many of these policy choices affect the citizen at the core of his personal conscience is equally beyond question. Consider that it is our courts that routinely decide, with little or no chance of further appeal, how and where we may and may not pray to God, when life begins, whether contraception must be allowed to be sold, whether and how we can celebrate religious holidays, what level of pornography and vulgarity must be allowed, whether those other than man and woman must be allowed to marry, what level of discrimination may or even must be carried out (in the name of ending discrimination), whether a state must allow women to attend an all-male military academy, who may be executed and whether we may execute criminals at all, and generally any issue involving social preferences, morality, and our collective concept of right and wrong.”
First off, most of this is total bullshit, and what’s not bullshit is stuff I would put into the “good” category … like regulating food. What the hell, Perry? Corporations have proven time and again that unless they are MADE to manufacture foods that won’t kill people, they’ll do whatever they damn well please! But wait, there’s more!
“We are tired of being told how much salt we can put on our food, what windows we can buy for our house, what kind of cars we can drive, what kind of guns we can own, what kind of prayers we are allowed to say and where we can say them, what political speech we are allowed to use to elect candidates, what kind of energy we can use, what kind of food we can grow, what doctor we can see, and countless other restrictions on our right to live as we see fit.”
Another great example of someone living in their own delusional world. No one has told me to do or not to do anything of these things. Oh, some things have been suggested … like that too much salt is bad for one’s health, but that doesn’t stop me from picking up the salt shaker when I want some salt. These things he thinks are restricted? They aren’t.
Oh, and he said Social Security has been a failure and is nothing more than a ponzi scheme. Well, I wish all government projects were such failures, because last time I checked, Social Security was working as intended and keeping old people from starving or eating dog food under bridges.
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And I do hate having to go into this yet again, but…
“I am not going to apologize because I’m bothered by a religion that says kill the infidel, especially when I am the infidel,” Phillips wrote on the Tea Party Nation website Tuesday. “Should we vote out Keith Ellison just because he is a Muslim? No. But his beliefs define his character and his character is a central issue.”
“A majority of Tea Party members, I suspect, are not fans of Islam,” Phillips said. “I, personally have a real problem with Islam. With Islam, you have a religion that says kill the Jews, kill the infidels. It bothers me when a religion says kill the infidels. It bothers me a lot more when I am the infidel.”
I realize one would actually have to take the time to read the Qur’an and comprehend what it’s saying, and I am certain Judson Phillips hasn’t bothered, but the least these people could do is listen to others who have taken the time to do so explain YET AGAIN why Muslims aren’t out to kill Christians and Jews. Let me put this as simply as possible:
Christians and Jews are not infidels, because they too are “people of the book” … meaning they worship the exact same god as Muslims. Seriously. The god of the Muslims is the same god Jews and Christians worship. Now atheists, agnostics, polytheists, and other such heathens? Those are infidels according to Islam.
But wait, they say … there are Muslims out there who think Christians and Jews are infidels and should be killed!!! Yes, and there are Christian fanatics who think their god hates soldiers and that he sends storms and earthquakes to punish America for allowing gays to live. There are, in fact, crazy people willing to twist religions texts to their own purposes in EVERY religion. Doesn’t make the religion itself evil.
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Now please, PLEASE … if you haven’t already, get out there today and vote out the crazy!!!