Author Archives: Orb

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Posted on May 26, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• RT @TexasMonthly: .@thetexanist: Initially, all of the roads in Texas's farm-to-market system were FMs. But this rankled ranchers, who appa… 12:00:41, 2019-05-25
• Would just like to point out that both drivers involved are assholes. Waving a gun? Uncool. Being a dick because th… https://t.co/TjPRzKkCQY 13:30:13, 2019-05-25
• Scenes from a marriage:

  Husband: What are you eating?

  Wife: Yogurt and granola.

  Husband: Guess I don’t need to g… https://t.co/DOpppcVCAM 13:41:53, 2019-05-25

• I would like to be somewhere other than where I am. Alas, I am too lazy to pack up belongings, put them and myself… https://t.co/zI6OYFh4X3 18:34:53, 2019-05-25
• Instead of taking a nap, I experimented with removing leg hair with fine grit sandpaper. Initial testing is positiv… https://t.co/rdLxI4GUP8 19:33:12, 2019-05-25
• I’m beginning to get a touch irritated about the bass beat booming from somewhere well into every night of every weekend. 23:24:32, 2019-05-25

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Posted on May 25, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• I’m not intoxicated! You’re intoxicated! https://t.co/yLrlts5w5B 00:12:26, 2019-05-24
• It’s always nice to know there are people out there just like yourself. 🤪 https://t.co/oTbHnTvu1p 00:19:27, 2019-05-24
• I sharpened my favorite pencil, and now I hate it. https://t.co/fttD2sJaTc 00:51:06, 2019-05-24
• I think we've decided we're going to wait to watch the new season on Agents of Shield when it comes to Netflix. Jus… https://t.co/kk7Dj681Hk 10:48:28, 2019-05-24
• Having accomplished nothing whatsoever this morning, I will now decide what I will or will not be doing after lunch… https://t.co/KXNP6E6CPs 11:53:23, 2019-05-24
• I completely forgot about wanting to acquire a T-Mobile spatula on Tuesday, and now I’m extremely sad. 13:34:55, 2019-05-24
• Made some papers for a future collage project. Productivity achieved. Now back to doing as little as possible. https://t.co/prNuPxTItT 14:02:46, 2019-05-24
• Doing the dishes and deciding what’s for dinner. It’ll probably be pizza. I mean, it is Friday, after all. Also, ma… https://t.co/5s5Ts5EWv9 18:36:02, 2019-05-24
• Pizza about to go into the oven. Cocktail about to be made. Movie selected for viewing. Let Friday night begin! 20:37:52, 2019-05-24
• The downside to pizza when it’s a million degrees outside is that now it’s also a million degrees in the house thanks to the 500°F oven. 21:00:36, 2019-05-24
• This is sort of a must watch. Yes, watch one of Facebook's VPs tell you why people have to make up their own minds… https://t.co/zqxhAHljp3 23:45:05, 2019-05-24
• The husband fell asleep before 11 pm. Now I’m drinking alone. Oh well, I shall proceed with my planned intoxication… https://t.co/VJOt4Hr0Df 23:53:22, 2019-05-24

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Posted on May 24, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• Basket liner turned out adequate. Does what it needs to do anyway. https://t.co/DRCkJX39i1 11:10:52, 2019-05-23
• The driving skill level required for today's trip home was definitely Road Warrior level. I was up to the task. Nex… https://t.co/wBTMVGA4HH 17:08:11, 2019-05-23

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Posted on May 23, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• RT @TheMikeLawrence: Pitch: Give 10 angry nerds that signed that petition the chance to remake season 8 of Game of Thrones. Film them strug… 00:25:21, 2019-05-22
• Drinking coffee and waiting for the traffic to thin out so I can get on the road and start my long day. At least the weather is nice today. 08:29:23, 2019-05-22
• Also waiting for the husband to get out of the bathroom and off to work, so I can brush my hair and teeth and wash… https://t.co/BiF36lHtWm in reply to JustOrb 08:34:15, 2019-05-22
• No matter where I am, cats on my car. https://t.co/dfn3ofzMeQ 21:00:31, 2019-05-22

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Posted on May 22, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• I have had three cocktails. The husband, who has also been enjoying cocktails, has fallen asleep. I am considering… https://t.co/W0B6H8V55M 00:35:10, 2019-05-21
• I have decided to have the fourth cocktail. Either I will get wild and crazy and say crazy shit on the internet, or… https://t.co/U4PrxoHqne in reply to JustOrb 01:00:55, 2019-05-21
• Having done the least amount of things a human can possibly do over the course of a day, I will now spend some time… https://t.co/Av0o8nAtJp 19:31:53, 2019-05-21
• Impatiently waiting for the husband to arrive home so we can eat. It’s tamale night, and I’m starving. 20:34:21, 2019-05-21

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Posted on May 21, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• Was headed to Fritztown today, but the weather is super iffy. Today won’t be too bad, just a little rain, but tomor… https://t.co/hkzCJQGEMO 07:55:45, 2019-05-20
• RT @ColeTheBlackCat: I call this the morning shuffle… can YOU relate? 🙂
  #CatOwnersWillUnderstand #MondayMorning https://t.co/0jRluO5Rxr 08:09:46, 2019-05-20
• The problem isn’t so much me driving in rain or storms, which I don’t enjoy but will do. The problem is I’d planned… https://t.co/vPRsxlqH7B in reply to JustOrb 08:12:09, 2019-05-20
• Am postponing my trip to Fritztown until later in the week. Weather probably won’t be too bad, but I’m having a fee… https://t.co/EY7EO2kWra in reply to JustOrb 08:33:05, 2019-05-20
• Well, now it’s early on a Monday, I am well caffeinated and well rested, and all the work I’d normally be doing tod… https://t.co/hnAPfDjqJK 08:37:49, 2019-05-20
• I walked away from my sewing project for five minutes. During those five minutes, a cat played with it and then puk… https://t.co/bpbGtxhaKW 18:11:28, 2019-05-20
• I’ve pretty much spent all day asking myself if it’s too early in the day to start drinking … and telling myself… https://t.co/KtWlnlLgUq 19:44:02, 2019-05-20
• RT @MaryGearyArt: A Girl Encounters a Giant White Horse Frozen in Mid-Air Within the Venice Biennale’s Argentinian Pavilion. Beautiful scul… 20:13:29, 2019-05-20

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Posted on May 20, 2019 by Orb at 8:00 am

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• There are people I will not give my vote to for President of the United States. Obviously, I'm not voting for Trump… https://t.co/KN4grtdxtx 00:11:27, 2019-05-19
• Just took the best long hot shower ever. Considering having another vodka and cranberry to celebrate. 01:19:54, 2019-05-19
• Leslie Jones knocked it out of the park tonight. 💖 https://t.co/9jmIySIvA3 03:02:33, 2019-05-19
• Hey men, get off my lawn! And by "lawn" I mean the corporeal female human form I am currently inhabiting. 12:45:37, 2019-05-19