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  • RT @Blahranger: Murmurations tonight. Breathtaking. https://t.co/kpMRGhQSvu 00:04:07
  • The husband has suggested I just drink vodka and skip doing the laundry tonight since it is, you know, after midnig… https://t.co/UVZvpR1xK5 00:15:01
  • Dammit. Got up to get a Slim Jim, set it down on a shelf in the living room when I got distracted by a cat puking,… https://t.co/5Irg5keMuW 02:03:44
  • I don’t know what we are going to do about the current arctic weather, which looks like it’s going to be around for… https://t.co/M8X1rXZSYT 13:16:59
  • Ice everywhere. Power outages have been popping up all over town. Everything is terrible. 16:21:01
  • Now that the laundry is done, I guess I’ll start packing for what could turn out to be an extended stay at mom's ho… https://t.co/Z5db0Ehvym 17:12:01
  • It’s not the icy driving conditions that actually freak me out. It’s other Texans driving in icy conditions. It jus… https://t.co/eyv1Zv7yo6 17:26:03
  • 6 pm? Let the vodka flow. 18:04:12
  • RT @mkraju: Several GOP senators just met with Trump’s defense attorneys, including Cruz and Graham. Lee also spotted going in. Graham refu… 19:08:02
  • RT @JBontkeCBS: Chris Parker of Cedar Park shows us how old oak trees aren’t able to withstand the heavy ice we’re seeing. No one was hurt,… 20:53:21
  • RT @briantylercohen: Charges against the two officers responsible for shoving 75-year-old Martin Gugino to the ground were just dismissed. 21:52:49
  • RT @StephenAtHome: Spice things up on Valentine's Day with some role-playing! Maybe the role of someone your lover hasn't seen in the same… 21:54:10
  • It has been decided I will not be making the trip to Fritztown to save the plumbing tomorrow. The husband and I wil… https://t.co/Yk6cOPZRLs 23:05:57