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Freaking BRRRRRRRRRR. 🥶 09:09:16
So I was saying FREAKING BRRRRRR at my own house this morning, but now I’ve arrived at mom's house and … HOLY FREAKING BRRRRRR. 13:23:43
Tell you what, the house feels a whole lot warmer after you’ve spent about an hour, standing in the wind and shade… https://t.co/HeYqQrmUxU 15:13:07
Have encountered a fat, dumb, and happy mouse in the pantry.🐭 16:02:56
There is steam coming off my extremely lukewarm corn dog. https://t.co/wfF1EsMCuw 16:12:36
The house has begun to feel warmish. Not warm yet, but definitely no longer actually frigid. Have decided to have c… https://t.co/pbMZyu9gM9 17:37:39
Now the toilet is behaving badly. One simple but actual problem, and one potential but huge problem. Have turned of… https://t.co/ZYTdjPed9x 18:35:22
Rummaged around and found dad's full body heat/massage pad. Nice and warm, and the massaging is nifty too. It’s jus… https://t.co/bkOD33vAFg 20:40:44
Him: You know, we could move into your mom's house for the winter. I can work from anywhere.
Her: You know, we cou… https://t.co/LRWuODaOd3 21:06:38
Remembered there was an oil type radiator heater tucked away in the dining room. Fired that up. Have achieved warmt… https://t.co/EYE2y7hG7b 21:48:34

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