- Awoke to an empty house and an empty driveway. Did the husband go to work? Is he getting brunch? Is he at the car p… https://t.co/p9AedRVfg3 12:23:29
- Husband did not go to work. His laptop bag is here. I’ve texted him, because WHERE IS MY CAR?! I sort of wanted to… https://t.co/wS5gtz7Ra8 in reply to JustOrb 12:50:48
- The husband returned with breakfast tacos, so wherever he was and whatever he was doing while ignoring my text mess… https://t.co/9frgIXr2m1 in reply to JustOrb 13:42:31
- Husband had to go buy a specific tool. I asked if he’d be in the vicinity of the liquor store (more vodka, plz). He… https://t.co/u4NWi6xO7v 15:31:14
- I have decided I don’t have it in me to detangle and rewind a single skein more of old acrylic yarn. I am done with… https://t.co/Km7DoXV9c0 16:28:11
- Now that I’ve made a complete mess of the bedroom, I no longer want to work on organizing the bedroom. Also, Tora i… https://t.co/nKfo57njNt 16:59:25
- Some stuff sorted to the donate pile. Some stuff tossed in the trash bin. Bedroom is capable of being slept in. Doe… https://t.co/bmbiWeTqJa in reply to JustOrb 17:32:16
- The 40 quick and easy crossword books I ordered for Mom arrived on her porch today. This is how I solved the proble… https://t.co/OyQU1ybeIo 17:35:27
- Trying not to feel guilty that while the husband is outside working on his car, I am flopped in my recliner considering having a nap. 17:52:55
- Guess I should start considering the creation of foodstuffs to eat at dinner. I’m thinking burritos and guacamole,… https://t.co/rF77rRNnTZ 19:03:10
- Threw together burritos. Have tossed them in the oven. Guacamole is chillin' in the fridge. Also made fruit salad f… https://t.co/zMpSFoLj6i in reply to JustOrb 19:42:26
- Is anyone else as tired as I am of the Democratic Party doing a bunch of hand wringing and pearl clutching about ho… https://t.co/KhJYL8Co3s 19:46:19
- Scene from a marriage…
Him: What're you making?
Me: Burritos. guacamole.
Him: Where’d you get burritos.
Me: Made… https://t.co/7c2vWINSBA 19:53:53
- RT @austin360: When @CentralMarket opened in 1994, few people had heard of a grocery store that didn’t sell laundry detergent https://t.co/… 21:26:01
- Presented the husband with unexpected fruit salad and yogurt. Am now the hero of the household. 21:56:18