- There's a 100% chance of bad weather today. Awesome! Not. :P ->
- I'm thrilled the cats love their cat tree. I just wish they'd love it somewhere other than the middle of the living room floor. ->
- Dear cats, rage puking is not an acceptable form of communication. Sincerely, your devoted slave. ->
- Medicinal Hot Toddy http://t.co/aTzfdwcm ->
- A cat chewed my Apple data cable. Thank you, cat … for costing me a bunch of hassle and at least $20. Grrrr. ->
- I'm going to take a nap, and then I guess I'll be going out into the rainy day to buy a new phone cable, while planning a cat's demise. ->
- My wonderful husband has procured a new cable for my iPhone, because he's the bestest husband ever! No going out in the muck for me! ->
- Two of my bright yellow dinner plates from Mexico lept to their deaths. Wah! ->
- Making the ultimate comfort food for dinner: chicken noodle soup. Starting to smell so good. ->
- Noooo! The zombies ate my brain! I'm obviously not bringing my A game today. ->
- Chicken soup devoured. Now for a round of hot toddies for the household humans, and then … bed. ->
- Now I've broken two coffee mugs, one of which was my new huge favorite one. What is with my hands today! They're deadly to ceramics. ->
- Trying to stay awake to watch the Daily Show. I don't think I'm gonna make it. :) ->