Orb: Do we have a caulk gun? We have one, don’t we?

Lin: What’s a caulk gun?

Orb: You know, a caulking gun. You put the tubes of caulk in it and squeeze it out?

Lin: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Orb: launches into a lengthy and detailed explanation of caulk guns and how they work including descriptive hand gestures

Lin: laughs hysterically

Orb: What?

Lin: Did you actually think I didn’t know what a caulking gun was?

Orb: I thought maybe dementia had set in already!

Lin: I just won an Academy Award! Of course we have one. It’s less than five feet from where you are sitting, over in the corner.

Orb: Asshole.

hysterical laughter all around