Orb: Do we have a caulk gun? We have one, don’t we?
Lin: What’s a caulk gun?
Orb: You know, a caulking gun. You put the tubes of caulk in it and squeeze it out?
Lin: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Orb: launches into a lengthy and detailed explanation of caulk guns and how they work including descriptive hand gestures
Lin: laughs hysterically
Lin: Did you actually think I didn’t know what a caulking gun was?
Orb: I thought maybe dementia had set in already!
Lin: I just won an Academy Award! Of course we have one. It’s less than five feet from where you are sitting, over in the corner.
hysterical laughter all around