We’re behind watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, as we usually are. Hey, we aren’t spring chickens anymore, and sleep usually comes before our favorite shows come on! Here are the choice cuts from Monday that made me laugh out loud.

It’s amazing how much non-information can be reported on for an entire day on news channels! Best bit? All the speculation about how much was spent on the shindig? Totally made up. The media have no idea, and the above video points that out delightfully. And kudos to the Clintons for managing to pull off a wedding for Chelsea that the press couldn’t get any information about. Couldn’t have been easy.

Colbert’s Alpha Dog of the Week this week is hilarious. Well, not hilarious that this guy is a) an asshole and b) crazy as a bedbug, but Stephen manages to make it hilarious in that way he does.