I would hope there’s no way something like this could even pass both the Senate and House, but you never know. I don’t think Obama would ever sign it into law. He seems a little smarter than that.

Seriously, lets just throw out the whole Bill of Rights and Habeas Corpus and all those pesky little things that get in our way “of blowing up all those damn brown people and anyone who might not be a conservative asshat”

But he’s been acting completely flaky and weird for a few years now, and you’re probably right … he’s just doing whatever he has to do and saying whatever he thinks he has to say in order to not be the former Senator from Arizona. It’s kind of sad.

John McCain has always been one of the Tailhook boys who suffer from ‘Little Man Syndrome.’ That’s what got him into the Keating Five conspiracy and why he married that trophy wife heiress drug addict. Just how long would he have lasted in actual aerial combat against a Russian fighter pilot…five seconds? America is so devoid of heroes that we need to manufacture them. And he’s dumb, too. He was a legacy admission to Annapolis, no SAT required.

It may be senility, but I rather think it’s just him renting himself out as a sock puppet to some rich, cynical benefactor. He’s a washed-up actor whom no one is willing to cast, so he takes whatever infomercial he can get to keep his face on the screen.