You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.” I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes — airspace has more affected — than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they’re telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they’re telling people, “There aren’t any seats until at least April 22nd,” basically a week from now. It’s got everybody in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don’t know whether it’s a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it’s a rebirth, God speaking.
–Rush Limbaugh
Yes, Rush. You’re absolutely right. God doesn’t want poor people or anyone to be healthy. Doesn’t want anyone helping to take care of anyone else. Funny then that he sent Jesus down with his miracle healing powers and then allowed Jesus to heal poor people while simultaneously telling everyone to love each other and take care of each other, isn’t it?
It’s really odd how I, someone who would not describe themselves as Christian, seem to understand their god and Jesus better than they do. These people are less Christian than I am.
You mean… the land with the most volcanoes ever, the only country ever to stop a volcano through human intervention, might have a volcanic eruption because someone said something?
In other news, someone ate a donut while I posted this, which proves how sweet I am.
(The volcano they stopped was Eldfell, you can google it)
Rush got the God part right; the rest wrong. God (Odin) is taking revenge on the European money changers for screwing with the Viking people. (I’m sure the idea has crossed the minds of more than a few Icelanders.)
I have really come to admired Orb for her many accomplishments, but when she starts drinking the Cool-Aid the wheels just fall off the trolley.
Next you’ll be associating ObamaCare with the privilege of driving a car? Maybe the government should force you to buy car insurance even though you don’t own a car. I mean hell you have a drivers license don’t you, you could drive a car. Maybe all renters should be forced to buy renters insurance. How about schoolyard bully insurance, for picked on kids?
Orb, you are supposed to be physically conservative, or so you have said, when it comes to money issues. Name me one big government social plans that isn’t on the verge of going under: Social Security, Post Office, AMTRAK, Medicare/Medicaid, VA, Unemployment. And we are suppose to trust the government to run 1/6th of GDP?
This president of yours is supposed to be so brilliant, well tell me this my dear Orbister, since we have a doctor shortage here in the US, how does dumping another 30 million into the mix improve the situation? Where are all these doctors coming from? If you think waiting a few days to see your doctor now is an inconvenience just wait. Take a number and go to the end of the line will be the call of the day. You need a CAT scan, is 6 months to soon? Oh that is right ObamaCare doesn’t start going into high gear until after 2014, so for the time being all these people will still go without HEALTHCARE and you can still see your doctor in a day or two.
In a way I hate saying this, but then again what the hell I didn’t vote for him because I could see beyond all his smiling virtues. People were so eager (guilt ridden) to buy into his hype, and with the help of the bleeding heart media, they never looked under the hood kicked the tires, or they were afraid if they did they might see something that would cause them to ask questions. If you ask the wrong question, say nothing negative about him, you might be viewed as a RACIST, just like they (Team Obama) did to Bill Clinton, the 1st Black president, right after the South Carolina Primary.
This emperor speaks well, but has no clothes., Nov 2010 can’t come soon enough, and come Nov 2012, Mr. Obama will be voted out of office.
The one thing your president did which I applauded him for was just the other day when he insulted millions upon million of Americans, Tea-Partyers for peacefully protesting. He being a Constitutional assistant professor failed to understand that they weren’t just exercising their Constitutional rights by protesting higher taxes, and the higher taxes that will be coming our way starting in 2011 due to this very unfavorable health care program, they were also protesting about the run away government spending, and the massive debt this one party administration and Congress are creating. This foot in mouth statement of his will come back to further haunt him as the Tea Party keeps on growing stronger by the day. And although the Tea Party is pissed at all incumbents, they are really pissed at Democrats. You know I’m right, now don’t you.
Just like Titty Tuesdays, all thing must end. :boobies:
Frome the 1987 movie Wall Street:
Bud Fox: Why do you need to wreck this company?
Gordon Gekko: Because it’s WRECKABLE, all right? I took another look at it and I changed my mind!
You know what the real bullshit is?
It’s that a European volcano would erupt on the very day that the British pre-election polls show the party most consider to be the third party in British politics, Britain’s equivalent to Nader, getting the most support, and be about American politics.
But it’s not a condemnation, hell no. The earth is setting off fireworks to say “Fuck yeah, Britain, show those people who think they timeshare your leadership! Make them work for a chance to be elected ever again!”
Now please, merry cans, leave our ‘canos alone? We don’t make big conspiracy theories that Area 51 is secretly working for the Belgians do we? Fair’s fair. Our volcanos, our silly rumours.