A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

A strangely dressed young man acting strangely on a strange day! Bwha ha ha ha ha! Love it!

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