The lawyer of one of Tiger Wood’s mistresses just said she was his girlfriend and lover and not a mistress. You’d think a lawyer might know the definition of “mistress” or at least know how to use a dictionary, but apparently not.

Mistress (noun): A married man’s mistress is a woman who is not his wife and with whom he is having a sexual relationship.

Yes, the girlfriend and lover of a married man is his mistress. Sorry if that sounds harsh to the women who were busy having sex with someone everyone on the planet knew was married, but that’s just too bad. They were mistresses.

Anyway, I’m waiting to hear from the spokesman of the family of the nutcase that flew the plane into the Eschelon Building. The other news channels are all covering either Obama or Woods exclusively, and at least Fox News has been checking in on how the gaggle of reporters with the spokesman are up to. Not that they have been up to anything other than grilling the guy on his career, who he is, and why he’d be helping the family. Seriously, grilling him. What does it matter who he used to work for or when he retired? What does it matter if he’s doing it as a favor for friends or if he was hired? He’s a spokesman. He’s there to tell us what the family wants us to know but isn’t up to saying in front of moronic reporters, and considering the idiotic questions they keep asking their spokesman about stuff that has no relevance to anything, I can’t say I blame them for not coming out of the house.

Hopefully everyone will eventually get their fill of asking stupid questions and let the guy read the prepared statement. I’d really like to hear what he has to say about the FAMILY and not his long career and what his relationship to the family is. I can only hope a reporter or two also decides that hearing about the relevent stuff is what they are there for.