Could the porch chops ever just fit in the frying pan without it being some kind of jig-saw puzzle of doom designed to test the length of my anger fuse?!

I either need to buy a larger skillet or buy smaller porch chops. Unfortunately, my skillet is already quite large, and I bought the two smallest pork chops the Richardsons had available.

Seriously, HUGE pork chops from HUGE lean pigs.