While looking at some photos from the Obama beer party today –before they announced what beer everyone was drinking– I attempted to determine the nature of the various beers. What I guessed was that Obama was drinking some piss-water American beer, most likely a Bud or Bud Light, the cop was drinking a hefeweizen (with orange slice), Gates was drinking a mid-range beer, possibly Sam Adams, and Biden was having some other kind of piss-water beer of undetermined brand. I just found out what they each had.

Obama drank Bud Light, Biden had Buckler (a non-alcoholic beer), Gates had Sam Adams Light and Crowley had Blue Moon.

Technically, I got three out of four right. I’m not much of a beer drinker, but I do know beer.

And Obama should be impeached for drinking Bud Light at the White House. My gods, he’s the President of the USA. Do you think if I was living in the White House, I would be drinking piss-water?! I don’t even live in the White House, and I wouldn’t allow a single sip of Bud Light to pass my lips, even if I was dying of thirst.

Blue Moon, by the way, is a very, very good beer.