I haven’t made the cats new catnip toys since we got Tora (almost a year ago), so I decided they should have some today for being so cute since I got home yesterday. Five minutes later, three small muslin bags of catnip in hand, I went to the living room (followed by three cats) and tossed one bag to each cat. If they could speak English, this is what they would have said:

Tora: “Cool! A new toy! Hey, this toy is sort of boring. Why are the other two cats having so much fun with their toys? Maybe if I watch them and do what they do mine will be fun too. Nope. Does nothing for me. It’s just a boring little crunchy bag. Where are the feathers?”

Myu: “Cool! A new toy! Oh, it has that smell. I remember that smell. It makes me want to throw the toy in the air and catch it over and over and over and over, but I think I’ll have a nap now.”

Ronin: “Oh my god YES! YES! YES! Gimmee more! MORE! This is the best stuff ever! I could roll around and drool on this toy for the rest of my life! It’s awesome! It’s the best toy EVER!!! Nom nom nom…”

I love my cats.