“Ladies and gentlemen, just figure this … you got somebody, he’s really weird, and his sexual orientation is he likes to have sex with ducks. Is he protected under hate crime? Is he protected if he likes to have sex with little boys? They haven’t made that clear!”
–Pat Robertson (on the recently passed hate crimes legislation)

The only reason I bothered transcribing and posting that idiocy is so you’ll know what the two awesome chicks in the following video are singing about … though the chicks are still awesome and the song hilarious, even if you don’t know the background.