Finally got my mom on the phone. It seems she was just too busy talking on her other phone to answer her cell phone.

See, I knew nothing horrible had befallen her. She’s just been yapping on the phone too much with other people (a good thing). In fact, her other phone rang three times during our 15 minute conversation! There must be some drama and gossip going on in her social circle. I’m sure I’ll hear all about it eventually.