I can’t find my keys. I obviously had them when I went to the store a few days ago, seeing as I drove the truck and unlocked the house upon my return. And now … nowhere to be found!
This is what happens when I remove the somewhat large stuffed animals normally attached to my keys. I can’t find my keys. I’ve found all my ridiculous stuffed animal keychains, but no keys. Dammit!
UPDATE: (2 seconds later) Found my keys! Where were they? Over by Lin’s computer. No wonder I couldn’t find them. He borrowed them and didn’t return them to any of their proper locations. This is another reason to have stuffed animals attached to my keys: Lin won’t borrow them if they look stupid and girly. ;)