Not Smashed, Sorry

“The Americans? We’re going to smash them. That’s what we came here for.”
- Alain Bernard [France] on the 4x100m Free Relay

Oh … the poor, poor Frenchmen. They looked so sad after we came from behind and snatched that gold medal from them. So sad, and so pitiful, but I do not pity them. I fart in their general direction!

That’s what they get for talking smack to Americans, especially when there’s an Austinite involved.

Footnotes
  1. Do you know that Austin is represented at the Olympics by more people than many countries? []

2 thoughts on “Not Smashed, Sorry

  1. Oh man I was screaming at the tv “SWIM FASTER SWIM FASTER REACH REACH REACH REACH REACH THE WALL!!!!” :grin:

  2. Oh yes, there was screaming here too. I think we even bothered the Insane Neighbors, and it was late at night. They gave me the stink eye this morning.

    But what a great race and an exciting finish! We showed those French smack-talkers!