January 31, 2006

“Here we have a serious problem. America is addicted to oil, which is often imported from unstable parts of the world. The best way to break this addiction is through technology.”
– George W. Bush

June 18, 2008

“Our nation must produce more oil. And we must start now.”
–George W. Bush

Two years ago, we were told we were addicted to oil and had to break our addiction to oil. Now we need to get our hands on more oil. Now that, my friends, is the language of a true addict.

“I have a cocaine problem. I am out of cocaine.”
– Jon Stewart, The Daily Show