Middle-aged women in the Milwaukee area are stealing fake flowers from graves in cemeteries for crafting purposes. Uh huh. That’s a little creepy and weird. Jim Stingl has written a hilarious bit on it for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Here’s a choice quote:

If you see these women in the cemetery, I would advise you not to approach them. They’re possibly armed with knitting needles, and they may be menopausal and dangerous.

It’s true. Everyone would be well advised to stay clear of menopausal women with knitting needles. We are, in fact, quite dangerous. :lol: