Lin arrived home while I was checking the mail for the tenth time today, so I stood in the driveway and watched him back his huge truck and trailer into the side yard. Just as he finished getting the truck situated, a little brown 70-something Audi drove down the road in front of our house, the door opened, and the moron in the passenger seat tossed an empty alcoholic beverage bottle right in our driveway before turning to go down the next street.

Excuse me?! Do you mind not tossing your trash in my driveway, or at least would you mind not doing it when I am standing right there? At least try to act like you are doing something you shouldn’t be, please.

I didn’t have my glasses on, so the license plate was just a blur, but the great thing about old cars is a) I can recognize most makes/models/years and b) there are fewer of them out there and so they are pretty damn distinctive. I’ll be keeping my eyes out in the neighborhood for a shit-brown 1972 Audi. I better not see it again, and I better not ever see it tossing trash in my driveway again. :angry: