The reason they ask you, while checking your voter registration before voting in the primary, if you are voting Democratic or Republican is because the ballots are (obviously) different. It has always been this way. It isn’t some sort of communist plot to intimidate you from voting for the candidate of your choice.

Instructions for turning two cats sleeping on the dining table into instant levitating puff balls: Put one half lime into garbage disposal and turn it on.

Big Mark is going to be in Austin this weekend! We haven’t seen him in years, since he moved to Seattle, and I can’t wait! And we are going to get to see Scottie too, and they both have girlfriends! Woot!

I am almost done with everything on my list, the list which has grown as the day progressed. I think I am taking tomorrow off from life.