I did not get a nap. Therefore, I am grumpy. All the same, might as well babble while waiting for the corn to cook, right? At least it’s keeping me awake, and I don’t really have to make too much sense … because I know you love me when I am crazy with fatigue.

During the process of tearing the house apart trying to find my wallet, I found an unopened envelope from the mortgage company mixed in with some other ancient mail. It appeared to contain a check, so I ripped it open. It did, in fact, contain a check. A large check. Finding large checks is a good thing.

Two minutes later, my email beeped to let me know I had new mail. I finally got summoned for jury selection. Blech. You win some, you lose some. Who knows, maybe they won’t pick me. It looks like I’ll be doing traffic court, and quite frankly, I can’t think of anything more boring. But at least I don’t have to go until July 10th and not until afternoon. If I had gotten an email today telling me I had to be downtown at some wee hour of the morning to be selected for traffic court jury, I would have poked my eyes out with the corner of a cat-chewed wallet.

Today has not been the best of days.