You know who I haven’t seen in almost two weeks? Annoying Boy. I haven’t seen or heard him since the Saturday before the Insane Neighbors chopped down my tree. I don’t mean he hasn’t been running over to pester me. I mean I haven’t seen him anywhere at all … wandering the neighborhood streets, standing around in their driveway stuffing his face with chips and soda, or annoying other neighbors … in almost two weeks. It’s really odd. Did they lock him in the bomb shelter? Did he get arrested for something? Did he finally go totally whacko and get committed? Did they decide to off him and bury him under the bedroom window with their dead dog? Did they send him to live somewhere else? Did he run away? Is he ever going to come back? I’d ask the Insane Neighbors about it, but they are still too busy scurrying inside as soon as they seem me exit my house.

I’m certainly not complaining about the lack of Annoying Boy activities or the frantic scurrying of the neighbors. It’s been pretty damn nice the last two weeks spending time outside in my own yard without being pestered non-stop, and having people run in fear when they see you is actually somewhat entertaining.

Still, very odd that he’s gone missing. The only other times since we moved here that I haven’t been pestered by or at least seen Annoying Boy on a daily basis is the few times they have gone on family vacations.

Hmmm … in fact, you know what? I haven’t seen the man-of-the-house for quite a few days either. Maybe that’s why L. is fearfully scurrying about. She killed both of them in a fit of rage and doesn’t want to be found out! Trust me, I wouldn’t put it past her. That woman is entirely unhinged. :P