Missing Key

[Lin rustling through the things on his side of the den.]

Orb: What are you looking for?

Lin: A key.

Orb: What key?

Lin: The key to the lawnmower.

Orb: What’s it look like?

Lin: It’s a key.

Orb: No duh, but what does it look like?

Lin: Flat. It’s a flat key … looks like a toy key.

Orb: Oh, just a minute.

[Orb goes to laundry room and retrieves a key.]

Orb: Is this it?

Lin: Yes. Where was it?

Orb: In that place I hide things that people leave in their pockets when they put their laundry in the hamper.

Lin: In the washing machine.

Orb: Yup.

Lin: Evil woman.

There’s also about three dollars in change in the washing machine at the moment. I better go rescue it before he gets the idea to look in there himself. He’ll find my secret stash of really clean change and keys!

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