The highlights for Saturday? Interpersonal relationship drama and a broken toilet seat.

Yeah … it was a GREAT day! Had loads of fun! Got lots of rest and relaxation! I had such a great day, I feel like I won a lottery!

I’m looking forward to another great day tomorrow involving finding a toilet seat to fit our ancient and outdated toilet! It’s going to be a blast!

Yup, that’s sarcasm.

Actually, I have fixed the toilet seat with duct tape, because you can McGyver just about anything with duct tape. My bathroom is so ghetto, the duct tape may raise it up a level or two. I suppose it will be replaced tomorrow, but only if doing so does not interfere with my original plan of sleeping until I wake up (hopefully later in the day that I did today) and then going to IKEA, eating Swedish meatballs, and enjoying some shopping therapy and consumer goods fondling.

Did you know that IKEA sells toilet seats? They do. Here’s hoping one of them fits our toilet, because I really don’t want to do Home Depot on a Sunday in the springtime. I’d rather sit my butt on a duct-taped seat until a weekday … or kill myself with gardening implements.

It’s been a day. I’m wiped out. It’s time for bed.