Broom Woman

I was just working on a right long rant about the new HPV vaccine, but it’s getting longish and I will have to finish and edit it later. My train of thought was broken by someone ringing my doorbell. Even delivery people don’t ring my obnoxious doorbell. Since I hadn’t heard the mailman or any other vehicle pull up to the house, I crept to the window to sneak a peek at who was disturbing the peace.

It was Crazy Broom Woman. I’ve mentioned her a few times before. She is most often seen wandering the streets of our neighborhood waving a broom and being somewhat insane. She’s a harmless insane, and apparently lives somewhere on our street, so no one really gives her much notice. I did once see her having a crazy moment with the neighbors across the street. I never did find out exactly what happened, but it appeared she was upset with a fallen branch. Anyway, she rang my doorbell, and I surely did not answer the door.

I watched as she walked down the driveway, which was when I noticed our ghetto mailbox had fallen over (again). She reached down to the mailbox and put whatever it was she was carrying into it. My first thought was “now what” … you know, a crazy person just put something into my mailbox. After I saw she was well down the road and out of sight, I went out, righted by poor broken-down mailbox, and opened the door. I found my mail and that was all. I guess she saw that my mailbox was over and for some strange, crazy-person reason, thought she’d bring the mail to my door. As though I wouldn’t at some point go out and see my mailbox was knocked over again, like maybe when I went to check my mail. There’s really just no fathoming the minds of the insane. :D

Still glad I didn’t open the door. It’s bad enough I have to live beside some slightly insane people … no need to interact with someone I know to be quite batty.

And that’s about the only thing that has happened around here today, so I guess I should be glad for the touch of excitement it brought. It’s another beautiful sunny day outside, but unfortunately, I feel like I am coming down with another cold. Sneezing, wheezing, and that general achy feeling again. It’s my own damn fault. I forgot to scrub down in a surgical prep manner after the trip to Home Depot, and I was, as always touching everything. I think I need to get some of those pre-packaged alcohol pads so I can disinfect myself immediately after leaving a public store. I’m not really much of a germophobe, but since that cold snap we had, people have been sneezing and coughing everywhere, and my immune system has been crappy since last year no matter what I do. Always better safe than sorry. Just wish I had washed my face and hands as soon as I got home Sunday. Too late now. Damage is done. I’m probably going to get my butt kicked by yet another cold. Yuck.

2 thoughts on “Broom Woman

  1. Aw, bringing you your mail isn’t crazy; it’s sweet! She gets a gold star for today, in my book!

  2. I wouldn’t be so skittish about her, but I have seen her seriously go off on totally bat-shit-insane rants with other neighbors about stuff like broken limbs in their yards or a piece of paper on the street outside their house, so I have just been avoiding her.

    It was sweet of her to try to bring me my mail, but you never know, when I opened the door, she might have gone off on me for having such a ghetto mailbox that it gets knocked down all the time. Maybe the next time I see her out on the street looking somewhat sane I’ll say hi. So long as she doesn’t have her broom with her. She gets all kinds of crazy with that broom. :D

    I think the problem is she lives alone and isn’t good about taking her meds, so I feel sort of sorry for her. Still, she seems harmless enough, aside from the occasional screaming about things.