Because I am hungry and bored, I will share with you the toppings required for a perfect pizza at Casa de Orb:

Pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, ham, and banana peppers cover the whole pizza. One half has added spicy sausage and onions, and the other half has added banana peppers and extra cheese. The crust is preferable thick and bread-like, but not pan or deep dish. Oh, and it has to be ordered from Papa John’s.

Or at least that’s the perfect pizza created under the conditions of limited ingredients without exorbitant price and within the constraints of the toppings offered at Papa John’s. My favorite pizza in the whole world is a white sauce with artichokes, mushrooms and garlic. I have no idea what Lin’s favorite is, but I am certain that it must have loads of meat on it. So not only do we vary wildly in spiritual beliefs (or non-beliefs), our preferred foodstuffs are divergent as well.

Mmm … I can already taste the banana peppers!