I think I broke a finger looking through the window shades.

Well, you see, I was asleep on the couch, a fuzzy cat curled up beside me, and the doorbell rang. I’ve set my Ignore Doorbell Meter to low, so any doorbell noise at all is now a signal to run to a window to see “if it’s the computer.” Of course it’s far too early for it to be the computer, but at least we now know I won’t sleep through the doorbell ringing when it does get here. Yes, reaction time was VERY good. It had to have been only a nano-second between the first crackling hiss of the doorbell and me breaking my finger looking through the shades. We are talking Matrix bullet-time movement here!

Incidentally, it was just some lawn dude trying to drum up business who I was totally able to ignore as I stumbled to the computer to check the FedEx tracking on my package.

My Precious left Oakland, California at 7:04 am this morning.

I’m going back to bed. It’s too early to be awake in a Saturday, unless you are delivery people working hard to get My Precious too me … on Monday, please?