Engineer Joke

March 25th, 2006 - 5:52 pm

A middle manager goes ballooning, but a strong wind blows him far off course. As he’s floating over a meadow, he sees someone in the field below and yells down, “Hello, sir, could you tell me where I am?” The man yells back, “You’re about 50 feet off the ground over a meadow.”

The balloonist shouts back, “You’re an engineer, aren’t you? Because while you’re answer is technically correct, you haven’t addressed the actual problem.”

The engineer down below shouts back, “Why yes I am. And aren’t you a manager? Because I had nothing to do with you getting in your current predicament, yet, after 5 seconds of talking, somehow it’s my responsibility to get you out of it.”

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2 Responses to “Engineer Joke”

  1. on 26 Mar 2006 at 5:18 pm   Wildman

    Here’s one for all married couples.

    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
    Complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
    Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he
    Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
    “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
    Piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few
    Seconds.”
    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
    And stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my
    Breasts. “How long WI ll this take?” I asked.
    “They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband
    Replies.
    “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
    Between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger
    Over the years?”
    Without missing a beat he says “Worked for your butt, Didn’t it?”
    He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he May even walk again.

  2. on 27 Mar 2006 at 7:35 pm   Orb

    I laughed so hard when I read that, I almost passed out from hyperventilation! Oh my goodness, that’s a great joke! Thanks for sharing it.