What Next?
February 27th, 2006 - 2:14 am
When Jeanette Yarborough decided to give her husband a gift for their seventeenth wedding anniversary she wanted it to be special. Really special. She decided that conventional treats such as Mediterranean cruises, gold watches, cars, a murder-mystery weekend, or even a boob job just weren’t going to cut it. She gave him something much more personal — and painful. Her virginity.
Well, sort of. Mrs Yarborough paid $5,000 (£2,860) to a cosmetic surgeon to stitch her hymen back together so she could “lose her virginity†all over again and her husband would have that thrilling conquest at the grand age of 40.
Revirgination? Oh please. As much as I love Lin, nothing on the planet could persuade me to spend $5,000 so he could spend a second popping a long broken hymen. What will wealthy women find to waste their money on next? It’s completely ridiculous. And unless you are in some way horribly deformed in the genital region, I see no reason whatsoever to “beautify” it any further. They are quite lovely in their natural state. :roll:
Speaking of natural states … you ladies might want to try growing some hair down there as well. I’m telling you, the sex is FAR better. No chafing or ingrown hairs. 
5 Responses to “What Next?”
You are going to think I’m nuts, but this is not a new medical procedure. I first heard of this maybe back in the 70’s or 80’s, but from what I remember it was an operation that Japanese women could undergo, or maybe it was Middle Eastern women, but it was in one of those cultures were being a virgin on your wedding night was a very big deal. It was done either to save face as in the Japanese culture, or save one’s life as in the Middle Eastern culture. Funny thing is, $5000 was the going rate back then as it is today.
Eh. Losing it the first time sucked violently enough that I’d never want to relive that experience thank you very much.
I like being shaved
I think the sex feels better. But then I’ve been shaved for multiple years and the hair doesn’t grow there like it used to, I think it kind of gave up.
And some fellas are having their foreskin re-attached. Boys and Girls, some of us have way too much time on our hands to think this stuff up. Still if he really needs that thrill of the “conquest” I suppose it’s better to keep it in the family and not take a trip to Thialand or go off and shoot some exotic animal. I wonder what she’ll come up with for their 20th? I mean, how many times can her being a virgin again be that thrilling. Couldn’t she just pretend — that’s worked for thousands of years so far, “Of course your my first darling - oh what’s that? Looks dangerious, eck!”
While I wouldn’t be opposed to women in cultures where non-virginity can mean death getting it done (though I DO oppose any culture that thinks that way), it’s completely silly for 40 year old women to spend that sort of money on it just so they and their husbands can pretend to be all fresh and new again. It’s just silly. Like Kenno said, faking it has worked for ages … not to mention doing Kegel exercises will do a world of good too. No really, they do.
On the hair/no hair thing … I went “bald” for a few years, but I couldn’t stand it. Oh sure, the sex was different in some good ways, but damn the chafing and ingrown hairs did not make it worth it. Of course then I went totally natural and stopped shaving at all anywhere. Yup, I am a total hippy chick. Lucky for me, Lin doesn’t mind. If he did, I’d start shaving again, but I wouldn’t be happy about it, and neither would my skin. Thank heavens for men who came of age in the 70’s, know what a 70’s “bush” looks like, and dig it.
Oh yes, the “get your foreskin back” movement. We saw it on some TV show, and then we talked about it. Lin even got a little obsessed with the idea for a few weeks. He’s one of those guys that is upset that he was chopped, and after hearing about the horrors he went through the first 8 years of his life due to it being done poorly, I don’t blame him for his anger. He even started looking at some of the strange methods by which you can get a new foreskin, and it was at that point, I had to step in. I finally told him if he really wanted a foreskin back and was willing to go through the pain, aggravation and torture to get one, go right ahead, but that really, I was pretty accustomed to his penis just the way it is. No need to change things. Thankfully, he lost interest in the idea. Had he started wearing strange devices beneath his clothing to stretch his penis skin, I would have laughed at him every time I saw him, and I don’t think that would have done much for our sex lives.
It’s just really crazy some of the things people spend their disposable money on. If I had $5,000 to spend on something to spice up our sex life, I’d spend it on a vacation at some exotic location or something like that … something that would last a little longer and be far more memorable.
And yeah, I don’t remember my initial deflowering as being all that wonderful. It hurt, and it continued to be annoying for about a week afterward. So no, no revirginization for me, thank you. I was sort of glad to get it over with the first time.
Bald, Brazilian cut, wax on wax off
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